Sucks in the City

Why oh why did no one tell me how bad this movie was? That's nearly two and half hours of my life I'll never get back!

Dear lord, it was sooooo bad.

I was actually starting to laugh when supposedly sad things happened because it was all just so ridiculous. The whole thing was basically a giant ad for Louis Vitton bags and Vivienne Westwood dresses and of course shoes. Now I like looking at the clothes in this show normally, but even I was getting annoyed at the lengths they went to to squeeze in yet another hideous designer outfit in the movie.

I never expected a great piece of cinema, but I did think I would enjoy it for the fluffy girly film its supposed to be. Lots of my friends and co-workers have seen it and they said it was GOOD. Are these women stupid?

Apparently you either love it or hate it. Well I went with 2 others who also thought it was a complete waste of time. Colleen nearly walked out, but like me she kept thinking it would be over soon.

It took forever. It turns out there is a good reason why the show is only a half-hour long. All I can say to the feature-length version (in my best opera-man voice) is... MISTAKE!!!!!